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Your devoted author, pictured here enjoying a romantic beach getaway with Plank.




• Hardcastle McCormick 
• badass two-time college dropout, Celtics fan, and owner of a thrift shop
• lives in an Idahoan town with a population of just over 3,000
• has a sailor mouth and an extra bone in her shoulder
• loudmouthed and preachy about politics, science, and food
• kind of a slob, and pleased with herself about it
• likes running, swearing, animation, animals that aren't slimy, her acoustic guitar, not finishing projects, rare steaks, cedar groves, books, hot sauce
• thinks bats are the funniest animal
• enjoys the work of Miyazaki, Alan Moore, Sagan, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Margaret Atwood.
• has a pile of animal bones for no discernible reason
• Jameson, New Belgium beers, and Kru 82